Tax jokes

I want taxes to go up only for poor people. This will incentivize them to stop being poor. I want abortion legal everywhere, and compulsory so that there will be no new babies because overpopulation is destroying the ozone layer. I don’t like climate change because it’s making all the immigrants come to America. I’m a communist who believes in the free market, but only for crypto currency. We need to bring back the gold standard in order to bring back conservative family values.

we can go gyatt for gyatt fuq that, we can go rizz for rizz nineteen bucks for the Fortnite card double pump with the fanum tax i got the aura, the sigma, the ligma, and Livvy, she say I got rizz it's got to the point that I don't even care, I got drip in the shop that I don't even wear

Yesterday I was at the Burger King trying to get the free burger and the lady at the counter said it was only for people with the app.

I was stuck only buying a thing of fries with my money. She felt sorry for me I guess and I ended up getting 49c off the fries and a ton of extra money.

In the end, the King didn't end up forcing me to pay his tax.