Tax jokes
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
my mom be like
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
taxes in mine craft be like
me?
Yosho
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I want taxes to go up only for poor people. This will incentivize them to stop being poor. I want abortion legal everywhere, and compulsory so that there will be no new babies because overpopulation is destroying the ozone layer. I don’t like climate change because it’s making all the immigrants come to America. I’m a communist who believes in the free market, but only for crypto currency. We need to bring back the gold standard in order to bring back conservative family values.
we can go gyatt for gyatt fuq that, we can go rizz for rizz nineteen bucks for the Fortnite card double pump with the fanum tax i got the aura, the sigma, the ligma, and Livvy, she say I got rizz it's got to the point that I don't even care, I got drip in the shop that I don't even wear