Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice
An assassin is about to shot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience,."
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
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A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
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Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex Depenz Bicycle Helmet manufacturers Velcro Shoe manufacturers Steven Hawkings Publishers
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me. All I could think was “You’ve got to be choking me
I don’t know why I’m in jail so basically I was at a gun range and we were suppose to hit the targets even though I hit it
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Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center? Because its an easy target.
