Target jokes
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
Shoot.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.