Target jokes
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
Shoot.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.