Why did a woman believed she was a target ? She had a price tag without any value to it?
My aim is cursed one of my angry birds hit a field
if you shoot at a school of fish?
COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
shoot
i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
What's Americas no.1 class
target practice
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice
If you hit a Indian person on the forehead with a dart is it considered a bullseye?
An assassin is about to shot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience,."
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, "okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "what?" As he looked over at Jim.
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
In syria, there are no walmarts, only targets
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target? The drone guy didn't know either.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
