Why is there no walmarts in Palestine. There is targets everywhere
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Why does the military recruit orphans? Because homing missiles don’t target them
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center? Because its an easy target.
If you hit a Indian person on the forehead with a dart is it considered a bullseye?
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target? The drone guy didn't know either.
What's one thing a homing missle can't kill?
An orphan.
I don’t know why I’m in jail so basically I was at a gun range and we were suppose to hit the targets even though I hit it
My aim is cursed one of my angry birds hit a field
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
Holy fucking shit Addison watersharky Gwen and all of you other cringelords I swear to god I I hear one more thing about “please be kind no bullying on the internet” I will actually shoot my local school. You may not know since you are only 8yrs old or whatever but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your “please be kind “messages to yourselves
Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
