Tall jokes
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.