I've been drinking from a tall cup his teeth look like twin towers al-Qaeda Blown him up
You so short Aiden looked tall
A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
You so tall you can go see God but your so tall your balls got small
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
There were two twins and they were both very tall. The next thing they know they were on the floor and there were planes up their asses
What will you call burj khalifa after 100 years? Bujurg khalifa (Just a joke)
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitters boots.
To forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open Wide!!
Why can't you have a tall dog... You will have pup's in a week
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend; and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Yo mama so tall she eats paramedic
which city holds the record for the most sucides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building? it was called fall-adelphia.
How tall does the grass grow in germany? Zis high 😂😂😂😂😂
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan. One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were, I responded "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
