Tall jokes
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
I'm Tall.
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."