Take on jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

Why is the Moon red today?

The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.

I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...