Take on jokes

I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

Why is the Moon red today?

The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.