Take on jokes
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
A possessed boi or math?
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
Community talk
[Intro] Nothing but a new bag, yeah Nothing but a new bag
[Verse 1] Yeah, nothing but a new bag to get in myself Nothing but a new glass to put on my shelf I was too gone to be feeling selfish Fuck changing, no, I can't propel it Waiting on chances to feel open Taking on dances in the moment Chase the recognition, get noticed I give two fucks ’bout the dude who wrote it But I'm all clear in the head for once I'm off… Read more
who wants to join a assault team to to go take on god?