Take on jokes
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.