Syndrome jokes
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
I saw a Down syndrome kid waving at me today, but there's no way I'm swimming all the way over there to save him.
"Eugheugh," said the boy.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.