Syndrome jokes
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
I saw a Down syndrome kid waving at me today, but there's no way I'm swimming all the way over there to save him.
"Eugheugh," said the boy.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
Down syndrome and brownies.
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Down syndrome sucks!
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?