Syndrome

Syndrome Jokes

People

Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?

It’s their funny face.

Nightmare

When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.

We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"

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  • Dilemma

    Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

    Autism

    Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

    Kid

    Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?

    Because he got all the downs.

    Cartoon

    Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."

    Kid

    What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

    Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

    People

    There are people weirder looking than me.

    Like who?

    Like people with Down syndrome.

    Vegan

    Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.

    Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.

    Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?

    Kids: Yeah!

    Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!

    Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.

    *Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*

    Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.

    Format

    Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?

    Because the format of them is ugly.