Syndrome jokes
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
This person has Down syndrome.