Syndrome jokes
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?