Syndrome jokes
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
I saw a Down syndrome kid waving at me today, but there's no way I'm swimming all the way over there to save him.
"Eugheugh," said the boy.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.