Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Syndrome Jokes
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
This person has Down syndrome.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
