Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
This person has Down syndrome.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
my syndrome may be down but my money be up 😈
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
