Syndrome

Syndrome jokes

Down Syndrome

Teacher: Don’t run into the road!

Down syndrome: Weeeeee!

Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.

Fan

What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)

Death

What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?

Cot death.

Cop

There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"

The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"

He said, "No, because you're black."

Depression

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Autism

Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.

Pilot

The pilot goes "We're going down!"

The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"

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    Down Syndrome

    What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

    I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

    Autism

    Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

    Child

    A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

    BA DUM TSS

    Autism

    My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

    Son

    Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

    I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.