Syndrome jokes
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Down syndrome sucks!
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.