Syndrome jokes

What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?

Cot death.

There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"

The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"

He said, "No, because you're black."

What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)

If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:

"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"

If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?

Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.

The pilot goes "We're going down!"

The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"

Hands down, syndromes are bad.

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!

What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?

Aaron with a rope.

What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.