Syndrome

Syndrome jokes

Muslim

What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.

Down Syndrome

Teacher: Don’t run into the road!

Down syndrome: Weeeeee!

Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.

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  • Death

    What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?

    Cot death.

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  • Fan

    What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)

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  • Cop

    There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"

    The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"

    He said, "No, because you're black."

    Movie

    Down Syndrome

    What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.

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  • Depression

    Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

    It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

    Pilot

    The pilot goes "We're going down!"

    The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"

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  • Autism

    Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.

    Child

    A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

    BA DUM TSS

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  • Autism

    Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

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