Syndrome jokes

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?

If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:

"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?

Special Forces.

What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?

Nothing.

How do you know someone has Down syndrome?

They're doing better than you.

I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.

What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?

Downy.

How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?

It has an extra crumb-osome.

When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.

We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?