Syndrome jokes

What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?

Awwtistic.

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

“It’s because God made you special,” she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

Down Syndrome is already a joke.

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.

What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.

Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.

This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”

My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?

Down Quijote.

Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

I want my first time to be special.

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"

What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.