Syndrome jokes

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

I want my first time to be special.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?

Special Forces.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"

What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?

Awwtistic.

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

“It’s because God made you special,” she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.

Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.

Down Syndrome is already a joke.

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"

What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.

Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.

This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”

What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?

Down Quijote.

Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?