Syndrome jokes

What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?

Awwtistic.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"

Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.

Down Syndrome is already a joke.

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.

What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.

This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”

My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?

Down Quijote.

Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?

What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?

A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.

Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.

I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.

What do you call all down syndromes?

Twins.

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"