I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
