Syndrome

Syndrome jokes

Cop

  • There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"

    The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"

    He said, "No, because you're black."

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  • Kid

  • What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

    “A sped runner.”

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  • Ice Cream

  • A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

    The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂

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  • Space

  • I parked in a disabled space today...

    ...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”

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  • Dilemma

  • Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

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