Syndrome jokes

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

“It’s because God made you special,” she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.

Down Syndrome is already a joke.

What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.

This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.

I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”

My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?

Down Quijote.

Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?

A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.

Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?

What do you call all down syndromes?

Twins.

I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"