my mom told me to unplug all the electronics so i unplugged my grandma Life Support
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
what diffrence between friends and family one actully real
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get? Answer: Love
when you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Is there support groups for men
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
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What is better to have autism or down syndrome or ADHD?
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. 2 of my best friends have it and its actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. Its really not funny to joke about depression.
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
what's the difference between me and an old man no one pulled my life support
my grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support...
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find jesus instead he'll help you!" and than the man says "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist".
Stephen hawkings tried charge his phone and unplugged his life support
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza? A: The pizza can support a family of four.
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My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
Why did the orphan die? He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
