Support Jokes

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A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

Other jokes:

1. Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.

2. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing?

3. How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it.

4. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells!

5. How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.

6. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

7. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball.

8. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.

my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support

There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

A Mario & Luigi joke What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: the parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO

What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15? A MAGAzine.

What is the definition of a woman? A life support system for a vagina

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!

In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

She left and now I support womens rights. I will kill her.

Is there support groups for men

when you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

bowling is like child support .balls

my mom told me to unplug all the electronics so i unplugged my grandma Life Support

Two muffins are sitting in a bar.

The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual".

The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human like structure, muffins lack brains which are an essential part to being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak. Thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.