Support jokes
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
like this if you have ever been abused.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Like this if you are in foster care.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.