Support jokes
Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.