Support jokes

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

Hahahahaha......... Autism.

What's the difference between friends and family?

One is actually real.

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.

Explain Bear is always there for you.

My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.

You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.

Lemme just say one thing:

Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.

Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.

Why are orphans whores?

Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.

My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.

Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.