Support jokes
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.