Support jokes
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
Hey ummm help!
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"