Support jokes
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
Like this if you are in foster care.
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Clap em sis!
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.