Support jokes

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

Like this if you are in foster care.

What did the talking rope say to the man?

"Just hang in there."

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.

I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.

Clap em sis!

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

Hey ummm help!

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.

What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?

“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”

Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.

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