Support jokes

How can you save a depressed person from a tree?

You cut the rope.

Wood fired pizza?

How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O

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I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.

My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."

I have an orphan joke.

But it needs parental guidance.

Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

My attempt in 2021.

And my attempt this year.

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

What's the difference between you and a bench?

A bench can hold a family.

I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

Why can't an orphan play basketball?

Because no one will be cheering them on.

What is Green and Red and goes round and round?

A frog in a blender.

(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

One can support an average family.

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.