Support jokes
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
Please drop a like.
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Everyone loves orphans, other than their parents of course.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!