How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
