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Pizza

Wood fired pizza?

How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O

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Music

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

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  • Nut

    There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.

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  • Grandma

    My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.

    Attempt

    Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

    My attempt in 2021.

    And my attempt this year.

    Depression

    A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

    Orphan

    I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

    Wheelchair

    What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.

    Depression

    When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

    Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

    If you know it, you know it.

    Son

    My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."

    Bench

    What's the difference between you and a bench?

    A bench can hold a family.

    Cure

    I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.

    Orphan

    Why can't an orphan play basketball?

    Because no one will be cheering them on.

    Orphanage

    There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

    Frog

    What is Green and Red and goes round and round?

    A frog in a blender.

    (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)

    What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

    One can support an average family.

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