My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidence.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
I seen an orphan fall in the streets crying so i ran up to him and said "Are you okay where are your parent"
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020 My attempt in 2021 And my attempt this year
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romnticising their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.. Then you know they're faking depression🙂
If you know it, you know it
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over? Rainbow road
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure
Why can't a orphan play basketball
Because no one will be cheering them on
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide ? You can't do anything he's already on line
hey you the person who ́s scrolling, i know you might have depression and some feel they cant talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please if you need to talk to others if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone i promise you that i will talk to you, you are not alone and even though it seems it won't change and get better it will i promise. please no harsh comments toward each other.
Hello I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are sating to get rid of them but we say NO. If you want to join comment and say. #SaveOrphanJokes
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
"If all of these structures break we will all die." And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!" And he said, "It would be breaking news."