Suicide jokes
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.
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There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree?
You untie the rope.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."