Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
All you need is a razor blade in life.
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
Sayo-nara.
👌neck
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
