Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
