A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the βBloody Gummerβ.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Isac I suck deez nuts
Why do orphans suck at web design? They donβt know what a home page is.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
When youβre trying to attract a partner, itβs important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Whatβs the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! π π ππ π π πͺ πͺ π₯° π π π π π π β€οΈ π β£οΈ π π
