Suck jokes

I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.

Depression sucks, and so do you.

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.

Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.

"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."

If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.

Roblox Talent Shows be like:

Host: Next Up is Bob!

Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-

*Buzzing Noises*

Judges: You suck!

Bob: I'm reporting!

*Bob get's kicked from the server*

What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?

Depends on who's sucking.

My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.

A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!

Why did the cheetah get sad?

'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

Isac, I suck deez nuts!

"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘