How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
