Suck jokes
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.