Suck

Suck jokes

Vacuum

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

Son

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

Dinosaur

What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?

Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.

Memes

Teeth

If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.

Jesus

What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?

Depends on who's sucking.

Roblox

Roblox Talent Shows be like:

Host: Next Up is Bob!

Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-

*Buzzing Noises*

Judges: You suck!

Bob: I'm reporting!

*Bob get's kicked from the server*

Cock

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!

Orphan

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.

Hairline

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

Tornado

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."

Wife

What’s the difference between a job and a wife?

The job keeps sucking after 5 years.

Partner

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

Popsicle

2 weeks here.

What do dicks and popsicles have in common?

They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.