Suck Jokes

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If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite.. just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.

Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off

what's better? nailing jesus or getting nailed? depends on who's sucking.

Roblox Talent Shows be like: Host: Next Up is Bob! Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian- *Buzzing Noises* Judges: You suck! Bob: I'm reporting! *Bob get's kicked from the server*

How do you turn get a straight guy into you a gay guy well.... For starts you grab that ass of his drag him into the bathroom and tell him to suck my long big pineapple and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into dick suckin machine

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

Why do orphans suck at web design? They don’t know what a home page is.

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Suck me off daddy in doing homework

Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food.

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