Suck jokes
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
Memes
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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You suck.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.