Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!!!
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
why did the dick suck my ass, they died
Why do orphans suck at homework. Because they don’t a home
This dick ain't gon to suck itself
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You suck.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
Suck my butts, queer.
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
