Suck jokes
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Suck my balls!
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."