Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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You suck.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
