What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock spit out the feathers
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others cocks and shit like that.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Having an abortion will make you so tired.... it literally sucks the life out you.
guys the person that said suck a dick was mase his real name is mason so ya
one day im walking and i saw josh b he sucking balls and marco jump and we got earthquick and i say yamate
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast .... All over her face 🤤
Rape victims suck, literally
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys penises
Why do heterosexual men like to receive a anonymous blowjob at a adult book store because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out
😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped ♿ 👬 👨 👨 gay man can do better than a physically handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 👩 👨 🤔 when his 👄 mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe 👄
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning there’s a lot of sucking and blowing but at the end you lose your house
Why do emos suck at playing tic tac toe on their wrists? Because when they win they lose.
Why does russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
i love sucking on food because if you really think about it tittys can be counted as food so i could technicality suck on the womans tittys
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner but it sucks.
Another joke ik they suck.
What is a depressed persons favorite joke? Their life.
knok knok you suck my iron with u and mommy
