You suck harder than a vaccum ever will :)
Anthony Blinken life's sucks and getting COVID 19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happen in his entire life!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home
I suck my dick
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers and orgasms. Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay Bar let's go get shit faced
How do you turn get a straight guy into you a gay guy well.... For starts you grab that ass of his drag him into the bathroom and tell him to suck my long big pineapple and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into dick suckin machine
why did the cheetah kill the lion because he farted. u89herwiuDFHweliufdgchweILUYFHDGUIWEHGFCDUKSAWhjduolwEHDXUOLkwhduowlejHFCOIUWEADXIOKAWJHDXIOKWEHDFUOJEHAWSDUJFHWEIFUHSIUEWSYHFIUWSEFUCHO;IEUFHE;WSUFHIWEUYHFIWSEUHFIUERHFIUEAHFCISRUEDHFCEIUWhjfiueWHRFIUWHRFIUQEHifduhewiourfchywoiUFHIUEHWFIUWHRFUWYHpfuheipuhfiuwHAFIUEHEAUHFDCUOEHDCUHeiufdhcedsuoHEFUHDSuhFUWEHIUFHiuwsefhciuewsdrhFUwaheIFUHWEujhcasiujheFOHwuehfdoqauihwfdujweHFIUHEWifhiuwseH
IK MY JOKES SUCK.
Two Native Americans 🥴🥴🥴
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?" The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?" Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder in stead of being breastfeed because they are too short
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face
suck all the bread
Why does all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "Shit"?
Answer; Because HE SUCKS!
These Ahfganistan people suck at Jenga
I accidentally suck my own‘s ball sack
I saw my sister sucking a big toe
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’. (This joke sucks ik 🥲)
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
I like sucking the twin towers off but then i forgot dad already finished the job.