Suck jokes
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
Two men were on a hike through a forest when one of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake.
The other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened. The doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom, so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, "Have you got the cure?"
Hiker number two just said, "Nah mate, you're dead."
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
All of them suck.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Gay people would suck at war.
Dick sucking.