Suck jokes

Magic Trick

I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."

Prostate exam

2 years ago

I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.

I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.

Pedophile

3 years ago

How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?

They spray paint it like candy 🍬.

People

7 years ago

Deaf people suck lots of dicks.

They can't hear!

Contest

6 years ago

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

Memes

Infection

3 years ago

LOL only HK fans get it

A character with a white mask and a dark cloak is thinking. There is the text “just found out about the infection, dang that stuff sucks” on the image.

Suck memes

Momma

4 years ago

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Man

6 years ago

There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.

Hiker

5 years ago

Two men were on a hike through a forest when one of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake.

The other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened. The doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom, so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, "Have you got the cure?"

Hiker number two just said, "Nah mate, you're dead."