Suck jokes
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Rape victims suck, literally.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
All of them suck.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Big pp suck sook.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!