Style jokes
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer? A: Flanders Red Ale.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Tuxedos suit you.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.