Style jokes
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.