Style jokes
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.