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What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim...... Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we..... Me: nope. My deprssion: *says really fast*:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I'll always be here for you.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? -- Because they are really good at it.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- Mumbai!
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? -- A pool table.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
what's blue and doesn't weigh much???
Light blue.
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