What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? -- Because they are really good at it.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- Mumbai!
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? -- A pool table.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
what's blue and doesn't weigh much???
Light blue.
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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.🥁
what is red and shaped like a bucket
a red bucket
Two guys are on the playground one guys says too the other “did you know that Hellen Keller had a play ground in her backyard” the other guy said “no” the first guy says “neither did she
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
Where do boats go when they get sick? The Dock
Why do people poop? Because it we need to
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
