What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross country.

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.

Why can’t college students take exams at the zoo? – Too many cheetahs!

People who are afraid of pedophiles… need to grow up.

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

Where do you learn to make ice cream? – Sundae school.

How do you count cows? – With a cowculator.

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁

What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? – Mumbai!

When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.🥁

Two guys are on the playground one guys says too the other “did you know that Hellen Keller had a play ground in her backyard” the other guy said “no” the first guy says “neither did she

Whats long brown and sticky?

A stick.

An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said “The choclates are on me!” every one cheerid.

Thank you for reading if you use this on another catagory please give me credit by saying my name at the end. P.s my name is None of your buissnes. Seriously.

Why did the football coach go too the bank? To get his quarterback!

He: “Do you smoke after sex?”

She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”

What ended in 1999? 1998

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!

Why can’t you starve in the desert? – Because of all the sand which is there.

What did the shoes say to the pants? SUP, BRITCHES!

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