Stupid jokes
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!