Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
Whats long brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call fly with no wings, a walk
Wanna hear a joke ? You
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
your mama so fat that all restaurants say maximum weight 240KG or your mum
Why did the boy shoot the clock
Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy I said no wonder your foreheads so greasy
What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
want to hear a joke? i swear it isn't about my life again-
my mom and dad made a joke together and called it 'yeetsu' (me)
Q: Knock Knock ? Who’s there? A: boo A: boo who
LOL 😆
An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said "The choclates are on me!" every one cheerid.
Thank you for reading if you use this on another catagory please give me credit by saying my name at the end. P.s my name is None of your buissnes. Seriously.
Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!
So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off." He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense." replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!". He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, "Say aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
Asian without As is just sin.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?....... A redneck virgen!!!!!
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
i love your mom and dad's joke! they made it together and called it your name
