What does a sponge do? It talks to Patrick.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didnt they warn us.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!" ... Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time
What do you call fly with no wings, a walk
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One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
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Why did the boy shoot the clock
Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy I said no wonder your foreheads so greasy
want to hear a joke? i swear it isn't about my life again-
my mom and dad made a joke together and called it 'yeetsu' (me)
What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Q: Knock Knock ? Who’s there? A: boo A: boo who
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What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Whats long brown and sticky?
A stick.
Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!
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