Person 1: “Hey, I created a new word!” … Person 1: “Plagiarism!”

What are mexicans favorite sport?

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didnt they warn us.

Asian without As is just sin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who’s there? The chicken

What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?.. A redneck virgen!!!

What’s the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.

Why did the boy shoot the clock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.

Wanna hear a joke ? You

Knock, knock Who’s there? Nobody Nobody who? … (HAHAHAHAHAHA)

i love your mom and dad’s joke! they made it together and called it your name

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?


Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy I said no wonder your foreheads so greasy

your mama so fat that all restaurants say maximum weight 240KG or your mum

want to hear a joke? i swear it isn’t about my life again-

my mom and dad made a joke together and called it ‘yeetsu’ (me)

Q: Knock Knock ? Who’s there? A: boo A: boo who


Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!