Stupid jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
He: "Do you smoke after sex?" She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 馃
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing boeing boeing.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!