What’s large, grey, and doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasuuubi

Where do boats go when they get sick? The Dock

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!

You can’t lose kahoot if you Kashoot the class first

How do you leave an idiot in suspense - ill tell you tomorrow

Why did the chicken crossed the road? I don’t know? to get to the idiot house

Knock Knock who there?

The chicken

I feel bad for Shopping Carts there allwaze being pushed around

what’s blue and doesn’t weigh much???

Light blue.


What’s even funnier than throwing a baby off a building? – Catching it with a pitchfork.

There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”

I recently got kicked out of a casino because i apparantly misunderstood what the craps table was for

Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer

I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might DRUM up and appetite

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: “Stop pirating video games.” Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Her mom was in a jam.

What does a sponge do? It talks to Patrick.

Person 1: “Hey, I created a new word!” … Person 1: “Plagiarism!”