Stupid jokes
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
Asian without "As" is just sin.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 🙄.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 😳😶😟.
My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.
Wanna hear a joke? You.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)