Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
what do you call a student in space? a astrodent
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
