Student Jokes

Why did the orphan fail all his classes? He couldn’t do his homework

Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE

Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!

what do you call an asian who gets a B its not a basian

Dead

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

“Okay guys, watch very carefully because i can only show you this demonstration once.”

what do you call a student in space? a astrodent

An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"

on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."

So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.

is that my student Na! it is jesus

Teacher: How much is a gram? Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need

My teacher asked the class to stand up if your dumb, no one did so she said “ comon someone must be dumb” and pointed over to the left side of the class room , lil Jonny stands up , “do you think ur dumb ,lil Jonny ?” Asked the teacher ,”no I just feel bad for you , your the only one who who’s stood up “ replied lil Jonny!