Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? so he could get into high school
Q: What do you call a skeleton that go's to school but doesn't do any work A:lazy bones
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.
i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"
Student - Its hot in here
Teacher - Thats Beacuse im in here
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
Teacher told me to turn in my essay but I ain't no snitch fool
what grade is the worst like if in elimenchry
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet left with questions and no CLUE.
The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,"At the end of this ruler is a idiot", he got suspended for asking witch end.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
what is a gay school boys favorite grade
d+
teacher: “okay so how are you going?” student :“i’m not going” teacher” oh so your a wheelchair person”
what was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
bullets
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words? Student: Ukraine is History!
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher : hi there class my name is Mr. willy i will be yo math teacher *Me in shock Willy* Me : Willy Wonka is that you?!
I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said "dont worry babe, ill callculater."
me on my way to the prinsiples office after the trans kid told me to act my age so i told him to act his gender
Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.
