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When I walk to school I fart
My teacher gave me an A in Physics that she tells me that it turns guys on .
my math teacher walked by and asked me what is that? I siad paper. she siad really? yeah do you need glasses?
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you then they wake you up and say let’s team up like wtf
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.
Student: Hey! did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?; Teacher: No?; Student: all I can say about it is, Well, Well Well.
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the abcs and the other count to 10. Teacher: you can kill 2 birds with1 stone. Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head. Johnny at school: you can kill a bird and give a man a concusssion.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter
what do you call greg in your class? obese
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school Because he cheated on a test
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? so he could get into high school
Q: What do you call a skeleton that go's to school but doesn't do any work A:lazy bones
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There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
New teacher:everyone stand up if u think you are stupid.
Student: stands up
Teacher: why did u stand up?
Student: I hate seeing u stand up there by yourself
A student asked a teacher how do you pronounce this word it's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D. The teacher was about to answer but then the student said, "actually I know how to pronounce it, I lied," (allied)
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
Teacher: is anyone’s parents missing. Students: yea yours.
