I will always remember the last noise i hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf****rs," click, boom
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally hereβs your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! ππ
A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A....... K47
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said βWHAT WAS THAT?β His dad said β That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class β Whatβs the direction of the north wind?β Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said βTEACH ITβS MY DADDYβS BOOTY!β
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
One day in class little Johnny was mucking around not listening to the teacher after 5 minutes the teacher caught him and finsh what she said and said little Johnny if you werenβt listening what was the last thing I said and little Johnny replied back you said what was the last thing I said
Someone in my class yell jenga well watching a documentary about the twin towers
one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"
A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern
My teacher gave me an A in Physics that she tells me that it turns guys on .
When I walk to school I fart
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you then they wake you up and say letβs team up like wtf
my math teacher walked by and asked me what is that? I siad paper. she siad really? yeah do you need glasses?
Student: Hey! did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?; Teacher: No?; Student: all I can say about it is, Well, Well Well.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school Because he cheated on a test
What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter
what do you call greg in your class? obese