Student jokes
I fucking hate school, god damn!
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
Memes
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Why are my students so naughty?
Why does the emo kid skip class?