why did the student at blacktown girls cross the road? to go to heaven HAHAHA
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
What do u call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file
what do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
the double trouble.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Why are my students so naughty?
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Like if you are in high school and miss school
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
