Student

Student jokes

Homework

    • The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.

    Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.

    Student memes

    Icup

    • Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,

    Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.

    Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?

    Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!

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    • Teacher

    • Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"

    Teacher replied, "I don't know."

    Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"

    Math

    • Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

    Student: "A drinking problem."

    Cure

    • History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

    Student: "I need that."

    Ruler

    • One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

    Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

    Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

    Wordplay

    • This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

    Students return: "Without payment?"

    The word "I die with many important problems."

    Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

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