Student jokes
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Why are my students so naughty?
Why does the emo kid skip class?