Student jokes

When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

I fucking hate school, god damn!

Why can't an orphan go to college?

He needs a parent signature.

Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,

Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.

Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?

Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!

Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"

Teacher replied, "I don't know."

Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

Why does the emo kid skip class?

Why are my students so naughty?

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?

A PDF file.

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.