Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Student Jokes
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Why are my students so naughty?
Why does the emo kid skip class?
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
