Stephen hawking got an engine swap with a nissan 350Z and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
my sister was at sixth street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled so she called the police XD
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
why did the boy get run over ? sally was driving
All doggie go to heaven -or so I've been told. They run and play along the streets of Gold. Why is heaven such a doggie-delight... Why,because there's not a single cat in sight.
My friend and I were walking down the street and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by 3 other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help.
He had no chance against the 5 of us.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street
There was this guy asked a girl how much are your hand jobs $25k how much are your blowjobs $50k how much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY; i would if i had a pussy
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
Why did the orphan run into the street, to get to the other side of life
I ran over neighbors cat last night and I just want to say... THAT THING WAS FAST! I had run a red light to get it!
What happens when you combine candy and dick... That creepy guy down the street!
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street",
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street
He didn’t he never did
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.
