Street Jokes

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?

Because it got stuck in a crack :)

why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.

Two pencils walking down the street.

Which one hasn’t got AIDS?

The one with the rubber on

Someone was walking down the street and they some neat, Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha

a guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if its relephant. he says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: ̈I see you eye-balling that French girl! ̈

I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red

I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over and the dad yelled “What the fuck did you do” I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying “Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day” he continues

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall lol

why could't the toilet paper cross the street

because it got stuck in a crack

Why did the black guy cross the street to check king van

So one day I saw a dog outside so I played with it then I was like I’m ganna see it’s name and where it lives so I did then...it’s name was momo then I looked to see where it lived it said joe momma street

A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came he asked what happened, the turtle responded '' I don't know, it all happened so fast''.

My friend walk down street, wee wee on car

Dead people can’t cross the street cuz there dead ha ha