Store jokes
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Explain Bear won’t understand because he’s retarded.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
A car alarm went to the store.
Cashier: Hello.
Car Alarm: BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAMAAHAMAMAMAMAAMHMMMMMMMMAMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMAMMMMMMMMMMM BBEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BWAAAAMAAA!
Cashier: That will be 10 Dollars, sir.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.