A homeless man sits in front of a home Depot, a man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks "Why are you in front of the home Depot?" And the man says "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips
They were all family sized
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
Why do Midgets work at Tesco because every little helps
A girls walks into an Adult Store. "Hi I want to buy that Red Dildo right there"
Cashier: that's a Fire Extinguisher you whore"
Two priests walk into a store and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester and the priests both say I’ll do it
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
What’s juice wrlds favorite place to shop at
Answer forever 21
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
Were do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?
Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.
