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I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
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A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area
*A priest walks into a wine store*
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
A homeless man sits in front of a home Depot, a man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks "Why are you in front of the home Depot?" And the man says "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
A black lady goes inside the drug store and ask the pharmacist do you carry tampons and then the pharmacist asked the black lady do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads? and then the black lady ask the pharmacist what is the difference? and then the pharmacist ask the black lady what is your flow like? and then the black lady tells the pharmacist linoleum
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
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Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What’s juice wrlds favorite place to shop at
Answer forever 21
