I went to self-checkout at a store and i scanned my products. But the scanner wouldn ́t scan the barcode on my arm.
there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
I don’t orphans work at dollar tree?cause it’s a family business
where do t rexs shop dino stores.
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir
i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out? The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk but I could never find him
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
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Where do rape victims buy there clothes from?
The kids section
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player? The frog might be on his way to a gig!
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says: "I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Ariana Grande was in the store and when she pustest her groecy she said "Thank you, next"
What was juice wrld's favourite store ?
Forever 21 .
