Where do sheep go to shop? Shears
I don’t orphans work at dollar tree?cause it’s a family business
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
I went to self-checkout at a store and i scanned my products. But the scanner wouldn ́t scan the barcode on my arm.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? -- To the retail store!
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
Where do rape victims buy there clothes from?
The kids section
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out? The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk but I could never find him
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realised I was in a rape museum
Look, Bono is a great guy. But shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What was juice wrld's favourite store ?
Forever 21 .
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
