Store jokes

Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?

Because their dad never came home from the store.

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.

What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?

The Home Depot.

Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.

Random person: What stuff? 🤨

Me: What?

The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!

Me: Colourful flamingo fart.

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Why are orphans not allowed in stores?

Because else they would actually feel at home.

10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!

Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.

So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.

I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:

"Cashier: Which one?"

Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?

Because every little bit helps!