I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
So my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store so when I get there,there’s a sign but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home depot
Where do orphans get stuff from The reject shop
Whats the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk
why did the son go to the store? to find his dad
I was walking to the store and then this boy told me "I'm an orphan and I have no money" he wanted M&Ms I gave him Family sized
So a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half of then the man says wow school supplies are low the week
I went into the supermarket everything was half off. of course I took the bottom half of spider man
whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson
The Home Depot.
if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk
Where do orhpans shop? Home Depot
a girl named ranch went to the store, and stayed there why? because she was ranched ;)
What is 50 cents least favorite store
The dollar store
i went to the store and yea...
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.
I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.