Store jokes

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!

I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:

"Cashier: Which one?"

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"

The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"

Johnny replies: "Sure."

After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.

Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"

The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."

After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)

What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?

"Thanks for coming."

You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.

What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)

What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?

We’re wiped out!

My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.