Store

Store Jokes

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: please.

Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.

Kid: ever body is hugging

So my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store so when I get there,there’s a sign but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead

I was walking to the store and then this boy told me "I'm an orphan and I have no money" he wanted M&Ms I gave him Family sized

So a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half of then the man says wow school supplies are low the week

I went into the supermarket everything was half off. of course I took the bottom half of spider man

a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)

Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.