How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
