Stop jokes
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
The sub told my friends to stop throwing the shoe 👟….. it was a dog stuffed animal 🧸
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.
But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
Stop the orphan jokes!
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.