Stop jokes

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.

How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?

Stop imagining!

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Suck its cock.

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.