Stop jokes

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!

Edna: Hey there big boy!

Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

Why did Santa stop at three ho's?

Ms. Claus caught him.

Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.

My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?

Stop imagining!

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Suck its cock.