Stop jokes

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?

You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

Why did Santa stop at three ho's?

Ms. Claus caught him.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

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Continue.

How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.

Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!

Edna: Hey there big boy!

Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

An optimist says, "The glass is half full."

A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."

A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."

Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"

Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Suck its cock.

Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?

Stop imagining!