Stop jokes

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!

Edna: Hey there big boy!

Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

Why did Santa stop at three ho's?

Ms. Claus caught him.

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

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Continue.

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.

Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Suck its cock.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?

Stop imagining!