Stop jokes
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Stop it why offends... asf.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
"Stop bullying me!"
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.