Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop an 12
stop it said he
the romans conquered Africa,the conquered Europe, they conquered Britain. then they stopped probably ran out of conkers
Please stop hurting people's feelings. Or they'll hang around the house.
A bullet is like a arrow. Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
what did one squirrel say to the other squirrel? stop staring at my nuts .
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker
did you know the f in orphan stands for family...oh wait HAHA
we should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell there parents...oh continue
bro stop u guys r saying the same jokes over and over if ur gonna tell a 9/11 joke just go lagh about the great thumps
We should stop
wait but who is the orphan going to tell THe boomerang
dam this computers stop working its got autism
rape: the only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldnt do anything even if they could run or say something, then after are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well what are you gonna do tell their parents?
ps. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
A Doctor walks into his office and look his paitent in the eyes "Sir you have to stop Jerking off." The Man ask "Why?" The Doctor then says "Because im trying to examin you."
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light
A: Stop looking, I’m changing
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
