As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humer, insults and morbid! All of you who don’t talk about the following go die!
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
"Stop it," said he.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Please stop hurting people's feelings. Or they'll hang around the house.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
what did one squirrel say to the other squirrel? stop staring at my nuts .
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
rape: the only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldnt do anything even if they could run or say something, then after are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
