Still jokes
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.