Still jokes
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.