Still jokes
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.