Still Jokes

Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya

my parents created a joke 11 yrs ago and people are still laughing at it but i know its not me because jokes have meaning

I was crying at school because my grandpa died my friends asked what was his last words I told them his last words were are you still holding the ladder

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

What animal jumps the highest?

An emo kid, some of them are still up there

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday. But, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

tj so far back you still couldn't find it when the deval was alive

im shidding still babies are still coming and going

yo mom so fat i went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch tv

so i asked for the tv remote and shes still trying to get it

queen elizabeth died a couple weeks ago im still trying to find the reboot catd

Whats worse than 100 dead babies in a skip? The one thats still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out

Ann frank is still the nazi hide and go seek champion

less Depresso more espresso, i'm still depressed but now im fast.

my friend died me and my other besitei stares sining the coffin song my bestie in the coffin why are you not sad why are you still alive

If a vegan and a vegan have a fight is it still considered beaf????

It’s Christmas and sally has a gift she got a Barrie just kidding she still hasn’t opened it

It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", one of my best friends would still be alive