Still jokes
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. πππ π πππͺπͺπ₯π₯ππ
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
I remember my grandad's last words: "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but itβs not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night ππ»
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so weβre good.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! π
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.