Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
Still Jokes
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
