Steven Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking died.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Steven Hawking
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.