What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
So Steven Hawking wake into a bar... Just kidding
Steven hawking died
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
what is steven hawkings mum? Your mum!
Steven hawking did not die he deleted him self
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Steven Hawking
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
