Steven Hawking

Steven Hawking jokes

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.

Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?

You have to look down to see him.

Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?

Because he couldn't do standup.

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!