Steven Hawking jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?

As fat as Ben Dingley.

How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.

What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.

These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither has he.

What happens when Steven Hawking dies?

Take his iPad to Cash Converters.

Who's never the last man standing?

Stephen Hawking.

Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.

What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.