Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
